Top Ten Things I'll Never Understand

1. Hoarding. Umm...gross.
2. Stuff on your car's dashboard. Be it paperwork, trash or stuffed animals, I just don't get it.
3. Bushy eyebrows.
4. Socks with sandals.
5. Misspelling common words in the age of spellcheck. (Tomorrow, definitely and separate would top that list.)
6. Driving 10 MPH under the speed limit.
7. Male athletes who pop each other's butts.
8. Smoking.
9. Breaking stuff when you're ticked off. Seriously, once you've cooled off you're going to have to clean up the mess, which just might tick you back off and you might even have to replace the stuff you broke, which will definitely tick you off.
10. And.....I will never ever understand how anyone bought into the lie that pleated pants and/or tapered pants are flattering.