Lest you all think all my blog entries are serious...
10 More Things I'll Never Understand
1. Tattoos. Especially when grown-ups get tattoos of cartoon characters. Tattoos are forever people. Is that barbed wire around your bulging bicep going to look great when you are 70+ and your bicep isn't so bulging? Those barbs are going to be sagging!
2. Why I can give birth (twice) without pain meds and yet stubbing my toe makes me want to scream bloody murder.
3. Overgrown/long toenails. Gross.
4. Not brushing your teeth. More gross.
5. Why it seems that every celebrity has a perfume/cologne. Seriously, I don't care if Justin Beiber's perfume is the best scent in the whole world, there's no way I'd wear it! (FYI- I have no idea what his perfume smells like, but now that I've brought it up, I'm curious to smell it. Somehow I think it might be sickeningly sweet.)
6. Stirrup Pants. Also gross.
7. Lack of proper undergarments. Or, as Clinton Kelly says, "Don't force clothing to do the work of an undergarment." Genius.
8. Wearing undergarments as clothing. Again, gross.
9. The fact that I graduated from a well respected university with a very high GPA and yet I cannot figure out how to work most copiers. It once took me 20 minutes to make 5 copies. Ridiculous.
10. Unkempt mustaches. How absolutely disgusting is it when these unruly things get stuff caught in them? Very gross.
Processing a Season of Change
3 months ago
Well, I do like a thoughtful, well-placed tattoo, but the rest of this I could have written myself! I mean, seriously...why are copiers so danged complicated? Too many places to put things, too many buttons to push.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record, I think a lot of tattoos fail to qualify as thoughtful or well-placed. ;)